I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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