I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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