whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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