hell yes lets make some ravioli
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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