talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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