I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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