So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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