come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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