i was born a porn star she said
In America we eat man semen.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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