bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
