All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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