Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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