mondays should just be called national damage control day
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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