She announced her abortion via fbk
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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