Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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