I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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