ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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