i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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