if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
