But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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