I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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