drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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