The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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