Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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