North Korea, Best Korea!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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