i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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