I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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