Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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