Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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