her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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