North Korea, Best Korea!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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