dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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