Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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