I wannas sexs uuuuu
Your tits are I can't wait for
false alarm. still invincible.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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