Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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