I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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