I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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