Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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