Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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