Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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