I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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