lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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