i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
