You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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