yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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