They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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