i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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