I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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