4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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