she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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