This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
A+ Viking dick
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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