hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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