I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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