i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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